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[00:00:00.00] Someone was like, what are you doing?
[00:00:05.00] I shot at the bird for a second.
[00:00:08.00] I was like, I’m making a video.
[00:00:13.00] Someone was like, you’re playing Nintendo Kiwi
[00:00:16.00] because it’s green and it’s got seeds.
[00:00:19.00] Someone was like, you’re watching Wizard of Oz.
[00:00:25.00] It was like, no.
[00:00:26.00] Someone was like, you know why mangoes are good?
[00:00:28.00] Because they’re good on the go, man.
[00:00:32.00] Oh.
[00:00:34.00] You like small bags that carry stuff?
[00:00:37.00] All right, totes.
[00:00:38.00] Someone was like, you need to work on your delivery.
[00:00:41.00] I’m like, why?
[00:00:43.00] Why?
[00:00:44.00] Why?
[00:00:45.00] You know why?
[00:00:46.00] I was like, oh, because you like an negligent post office.
[00:00:51.00] Deliver is all off.
[00:00:53.00] $7 for stamps.
[00:00:59.00] What’s not about?
[00:01:01.00] Someone was like, ooh.
[00:01:03.00] Why are you?
[00:01:04.00] What are you doing?
[00:01:06.00] I’m making a video.
[00:01:08.00] Someone was like, you, you have weird dreams last night?
[00:01:10.00] I was like, yeah.
[00:01:12.00] And there is this girl I know and she had a combat boots on.
[00:01:17.00] What’s not about?
[00:01:19.00] Oh, there’s a guy playing a fiddle.
[00:01:22.00] Selling mangoes, but they’re like wafers and they got like frosting in the middle.
[00:01:27.00] Someone was like, why you like those?
[00:01:29.00] I was like, I don’t.
[00:01:30.00] He’s like, nothing stupid.
[00:01:33.00] So, I feel bad.
[00:01:35.00] Washing stuff with Windex or whatever.
[00:01:38.00] I had to leave this table with the puddle of Windex on it.
[00:01:41.00] Like this puffed rice cereal all over this table.
[00:01:44.00] He’s like, the tables are clean.
[00:01:46.00] What are you doing?
[00:01:47.00] You stupid.
[00:01:48.00] I’m making a video.
[00:01:50.00] The entire coffee’s not working.
[00:01:52.00] I was like, who drug my peanut butter?
[00:01:56.00] Who’s in charge?
[00:01:58.00] I’m like, who’s trying to drug my peanuts?
[00:02:03.00] You know what I’m saying?
[00:02:05.00] So, staring at a meadow, there’s like this thing with antlers being all still and stuff.
[00:02:11.00] I’m like, I’m like, my friend.
[00:02:14.00] I’m like, talk about stagnancy.
[00:02:16.00] The only thing I know about Bigfoot is he’s out of focus.
[00:02:20.00] Big feet.
[00:02:21.00] Do you do your homework?
[00:02:24.00] I’m like, what text am I on his cell phone?
[00:02:28.00] I’m like, hey, who’s texting?
[00:02:31.00] He’s like, my orthopedist.
[00:02:35.00] I’m like, ayah, Bigfoot.
[00:02:39.00] What are you doing?
[00:02:43.00] He’s over here trying to tie his shoes.
[00:02:46.00] He’s like, by the way, this pleasier sir that I know lives in a lake.
[00:02:50.00] So, I don’t even know what he’s doing.
[00:02:52.00] Because cell phones don’t work underwater.
[00:02:54.00] But you’ve got some like wireless and stuff over here that’s waterproof.
[00:03:00.00] Like submarine stuff.
[00:03:03.00] Submarine phones.
[00:03:09.00] That sounds nakes, mate.
[00:03:11.00] That’s why I’m in my house.
[00:03:12.00] There’s like this box.
[00:03:15.00] This box takes a pee.
[00:03:18.00] Okay.
[00:03:19.00] Okay.
[00:03:21.00] You’re gonna go jail this box like
[00:03:26.28] Don’t worry about it. I’m like cool. What are you doing away from me? I’m trying to feed my babies
[00:03:33.48] This box just starts to like come up to me like look at me like I’m supposed to give my mango or something
[00:03:41.42] I thought what way I’m like you’re gonna go jail. I don’t
[00:03:45.70] Don’t want rabies who does want rabies was this squarely dude up on stage
[00:03:53.02] I’m gonna do a new microphone
[00:03:55.66] He drew I gonna foolish like DMX or something
[00:04:01.54] Like what I’m not punk enough for you. How’s that so I’m not dang cook enough?
[00:04:07.00] What
[00:04:11.78] Why spray it is so good it bonds in minutes covers up to 70 square feet is photo safe
[00:04:18.10] You want a sticky photo that 70 feet long uses
[00:04:22.78] But that is the person who’s like, don’t worry about it. You had drummer muscles. I’m like where I
[00:04:30.88] Don’t bench press. I just have a drum kit
[00:04:33.88] It doesn’t make sense wait
[00:04:39.16] I was down about
[00:04:41.92] Someone’s like why you scratching in belly and like I got boys no
[00:04:45.20] So I’m my friend last night. She was like maybe you got boys no
[00:04:51.40] I’m making a video
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